" Everyone was thinking it. I just said it."
" I love you this...nevermind."
"I pretend to like people everyday It's called being an adult. It's also why we are allowed to buy alcohol."
'You know you are really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves."
"When your thighs touch you are one step closer to becoming a mermaid. Who's the real winner here?"
"That moment you realize your fat pants are now your regular pants, and you need new fat pants."
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself...and spiders. Definitely spiders."
"This Monday is going pretty well! I say we wrap it up and call it a week."
"I'm the type of person who will bust out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday."
Neoprene Coaster for all occasions.
White Top- Black base