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Wine Relax Coaster

" I like to have a glass of wine to relax after a long glass of wine."

$2.75
Unsupervised Coaster

" In my defense, I was left unsupervised."

$2.75
Stranger Coaster

" Next time a stranger talks to me, I'm going to look shocked and whisper, "you can see me?"

$2.75
Runaway Coaster

" I don't know about you, but I've thought more about running away as an adult than I ever did as a child."

$2.75
" Red Rover Coaster"

" Don't you wish we could just play an old fashioned game of Red Rover, clothesline the people that aggravate us, and call it a day?"

$2.75
Quiet Coaster

" If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all." And people wonder why I'm so quiet.

$2.75
Mute Coaster

" I'm sorry I pushed all your buttons. I was looking for MUTE."

$2.75
Thinking It Coaster-R
Thinking It Coaster

" Everyone was thinking it. I just said it."

$2.75
Pretend Coaster
Pretend Coaster

"I pretend to like people everyday It's called being an adult. It's also why we are allowed to buy alcohol."

 

$2.75
Own Nerves Coaster
Own Nerves Coaster

'You know you are really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves."

$2.75
Mermaid Coaster
Mermaid Coaster

"When your thighs touch you are one step closer to becoming a mermaid. Who's the real winner here?"

 

$2.75
New Pants Coaster
New Pants Coaster

"That moment you realize your fat pants are now your regular pants, and you need new fat pants."

$2.75
Spiders Coaster
Spiders Coaster

"There is nothing to fear but fear itself...and spiders. Definitely spiders."

$2.75
Yesterday Coaster

"I'm the type of person who will bust out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday."

Neoprene Coaster for all occasions.

White Top- Black base

$2.75