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Allergic Magnet
Allergic Magnet

"I'm allergic to stupid. I break out in sarcasm."

$3.25
Thinking It Magnet
Thinking It Magnet

"Everyone was thinking it. I just said it."

$3.25
Crown
Crown Magnet

"My dentist said I need a crown. And I was like, I know, right?"

$3.25
Bag of Idiots Magnet
Bag of Idiots Magnet

"Who left the bag of idiots open?"

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Jail Time Magnet
Jail Time Magnet

"It's not worth the jail time. It's not worth the jail time. It's not worth the jail time. It's not worth the jail time. It's not worth the jail time."

$3.25
Old TV Magnet
Old TV Magnet

"Some people are like old TVs... You have to hit them upside the head a few times to get the picture."

$3.25
Save a Life Magnet
Save a Life Magnet

"Does it count as saving a person's life if you simply refrain from killing them?"

$3.25
Womans Hands Magnet
Womans Hands Magnet

"You can tell a lot about a woman from her hands. For instance, If she has them around your neck, she's probably slightly upset."

$3.25
OK Magnet
OK Magnet

"I don't mean to spoil the ending for you... But everything is going to be ok."

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Right Magnet
Right Magnet

"Someone told me I act like I'm always right. I told them I'm not acting"

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Vodka Latte Magnet
Vodka Latte Magnet

"I'd Like A Cafe Mocha, Valium, Vodka, Latte, Please."

$3.25
Hairstyle Magnet
Hairstyle Magnet

"I have 3 hairstyles: 1. Up 2. Down and 3. Homeless"

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Runaway Magnet
Runaway Magnet

"I don't know about you, but I've thought more about running away as an adult than I ever did as a child."

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Moody magnet
Moody magnet

"I'm not moody. I simply have days when I'm less inclined to put up with people."

$3.25
Like a Girl Magnet
Like a Girl Magnet

"A boy told me I play like a girl. I told him if he tried harder, he could too."

$3.25
Feel 20 Magnet
Feel 20 Magnet

"I'm old, but I feel like I'm 20. Then I hang out with 20-year-olds, and I'm like, nevermind, I'm old."

$3.25
Fix Stupid Magnet
Fix Stupid Magnet

"You can't fix STUPID but you can numb it with a 2x4"

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Stranger Magnet
Stranger Magnet

"The next time a stranger talks to me I'm going to look shocked and whisper, You can see me?"

$3.25