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Crown
Crown Magnet

"My dentist said I need a crown. And I was like, I know, right?"

$3.25
Jail Time Magnet
Jail Time Magnet

"It's not worth the jail time. It's not worth the jail time. It's not worth the jail time. It's not worth the jail time. It's not worth the jail time."

$3.25
Save a Life Magnet
Save a Life Magnet

"Does it count as saving a person's life if you simply refrain from killing them?"

$3.25
OK Magnet
OK Magnet

"I don't mean to spoil the ending for you... But everything is going to be ok."

$3.25
Right Magnet
Right Magnet

"Someone told me I act like I'm always right. I told them I'm not acting"

$3.25
Vodka Latte Magnet
Vodka Latte Magnet

"I'd Like A Cafe Mocha, Valium, Vodka, Latte, Please."

$3.25
Hairstyle Magnet
Hairstyle Magnet

"I have 3 hairstyles: 1. Up 2. Down and 3. Homeless"

$3.25
Moody magnet
Moody magnet

"I'm not moody. I simply have days when I'm less inclined to put up with people."

$3.25
Like a Girl Magnet
Like a Girl Magnet

"A boy told me I play like a girl. I told him if he tried harder, he could too."

$3.25
Feel 20 Magnet
Feel 20 Magnet

"I'm old, but I feel like I'm 20. Then I hang out with 20-year-olds, and I'm like, nevermind, I'm old."

$3.25
Fix Stupid Magnet
Fix Stupid Magnet

"You can't fix STUPID but you can numb it with a 2x4"

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Stranger Magnet
Stranger Magnet

"The next time a stranger talks to me I'm going to look shocked and whisper, You can see me?"

$3.25
You Twit Magnet
You Twit Magnet

"One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge. It will be called YouTwitFace."

$3.25
Bench Magnet
Bench Magnet

"Coffee you're on the bench. Alcohol suit up."

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Patience Magnet
Patience Magnet

"Patience is... what you have when there are too many witnesses."

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Red Rover Magnet
Red Rover Magnet

"Don't you wish we could play an old fashioned game of Red Rover, clothesline the people who aggravate us, and call it a day?"

$3.25
Fault Holiday Magnet
Fault Holiday Magnet

"Dear Santa, It wasn't my fault."

$3.25
Morning Coffee Magnet
Morning Coffee Magnet

"Without my morning coffee, I might as well be a DOG!"

$3.25
Lucky Moutain Magnet
Lucky Mountain Magnet

"When I'm Lucky Enough to be at the mountains... I'm Lucky Enough."

$3.25
YULE MAGNET
YULE MAGNET

"Yule Do"

$3.25
YONDER MAGNET
YONDER MAGNET

"over@yonder.com"

$3.25
YIPS MAGNET
YIPS MAGNET

"Read my Yips!"

$3.25
VAMOOSE MAGNET
VAMOOSE MAGNET

"Vamoose"

$3.25
TICKS MAGNET
TICKS MAGNET

"Hey Baby! Show me your ticks!"

$3.25
SUBORDINATE CLAUSES MAGNET
SUBORDINATE CLAUSES MAGNET

"Subordinate Clauses"

$3.25
Stars magnet
Stars magnet

"Reach for the Stars"

$3.25
STAFF MAGNET
STAFF MAGNET

"Dogs have masters. Cats have staff."

$3.25
SPOT REMOVER MAGNET
SPOT REMOVER MAGNET

"Things grew sinister once Fluffy found the Spot remover."

$3.25
SONS MAGNET
SONS MAGNET

"Sons of Beaches"

$3.25
SOLE MAGNET
SOLE MAGNET

 "Sole Searching"

$3.25
REIGNING MAGNET
REIGNING MAGNET

"Reigning Cats and Dogs"

$3.25
REAL BEAR MAGNET
REAL BEAR MAGNET

"Before my morning coffee, I'm a real Bear"

$3.25
PEEVES MAGNET
PEEVES MAGNET

"Peeves make the worst pets."

$3.25
OFFICER MAGNET
OFFICER MAGNET

"Like I said officer... He called me a HO... THREE times!"

$3.25
NICE RACK MOUNTAIN
NICE RACK MAGNET

"Nice Rack"

$3.25
Moosage Magnet
Moosage Magnet

 "Moosage in a bottle"

$3.25
Moonlighting Magnet
Moonlighting Magnet

"Moonlighting"

$3.25
Milkbone Magnet
Milkbone Magnet

"It's a Dog eat Dog world and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear!"

$3.25
Lucky Lake Magnet
Lucky Lake Magnet

 "When I'm Lucky Enough to be at the Lake... I'm Lucky Enough"

$3.25
Long Dog Magnet
Long Dog Magnet

"Get a long little doggie"

$3.25
Lighten Magnet
Lighten Magnet

"Lighten Up"

$3.25
Human Magnet
Human Magnet

"Go Human"

$3.25
Full Sleigh Magnet
Full Sleigh Magnet

"A few presents short of a full sleigh"

$3.25
Forest Bear Magnet
Forest Bear Magnet

"May the Forest Be with you"

$3.25
Curiousity Magnet
Curiousity Magnet

"Curiousity killed the cat That's my story and I'm sticking to it."

$3.25
Cat Scratch Magnet
Cat Scratch Magnet

"Cat Scratch Fever"

$3.25
CatFeinated Magnet
CatFeinated Magnet

"Cat-Feinated"

$3.25
Candy Socks Magnet
Candy Socks Magnet

"Let me get this straight? I'm supposed to pay money for a dead tree, not get freaked out by a fat guy in a red suit, and eat candy out of my socks?"

$3.25
Bubble Magnet
Bubble Magnet

"Look! It makes bubbles!"

$3.25
Bear Naked Magnet
Bear Naked Magnet

"Bear Naked"

$3.25
Be Good Magnet
Be Good Magnet

"To Do: Get Milk (check) Get Cookies (check) Be Good (not checked)"

$3.25
Bad Snowman Magnet
Bad Snowman Magnet

"When Snowmen go bad."

$3.25
Bad Boys Magnet
Bad Boys Magnet

"I want to be Santa, he knows where all the bad boys live!"

$3.25
Anonymoose Magnet
Anonymoose Magnet

"Anonymoose"

$3.25
Angel Not Magnet
Angel Not Magnet

"Angel Not"

$3.25
Ahead Magnet
Ahead Magnet

"This year Mr.Snowman thought he'd quit while he was a head."

$3.25
Happily Magnet
Happily Magnet

"Don't bother me... I'm living happily ever after."

$3.25
Psycho Magnet
Psycho Magnet

"Better to have LOVED and LOST, than to have spent the rest of my life with that Psycho!"

$3.25
Subscription Magnet
Subscription Magnet

"Cancel my subscription... I don't want your issues."

$3.25
GoodTime Magnet
GoodTime Magnet

"For a Good Time call... (... someone else)"

$3.25
Goat Magnet
Goat Magnet

"I would not, could not, with a goat."

$3.25
Stupid Magnet
Stupid Magnet

 "I see stupid people."

This item is out of stock
Sister Magnet
Sister Magnet

"I can't remember if I'm the GOOD sister or EVIL one."

$3.25
Single Magnet
Single Magnet

"I think... therefore I'm single."

$3.25
Sarcasm Magnet
Sarcasm Magnet

 "Sarcasm... just one more service I offer."

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Saddle Magnet
Saddle Magnet

"Does this saddle make my butt look big?"

$3.25
Princess Magnet
Princess Magnet

"What part of princess don't you understand?"

$3.25
Prince Magnet
Prince Magnet

 "Someday your prince will come (Unfortunately, mine is too stubborn to ask for directions.)"

$3.25
Polka Magnet
Polka Magnet

 "Follow Your Dreams (except for that one where you go to work naked and dance the polka)"

$3.25
People Magnet
People Magnet

"Do I LOOK like a People Person?"

$3.25
Ontime Magnet
Ontime Magnet

"I consider ONTIME to be when I get there."

$3.25
Naked Magnet
Naked Magnet

"Underneath it all... I'm pretty much naked."

$3.25
Myselves Magnet
Myselves Magnet

"Let me introduce MYSELVES!"

$3.25
Mumble Magnet
Mumble Magnet

 "When in doubt MUMBLE."

$3.25
Morning Magnet
Morning Person Magnet

"'Not a Morning Person' doesn't even BEGIN to describe it."

$3.25
Meds Magnet
Meds Magnet

 "Is it time for your medication or mine?"

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Kiss Frogs Magnet
Kiss Frogs Magnet

"You have to kiss alot of frogs...(that's all you just have to kiss alot of frogs) "

$3.25
Hot Chick Magnet
Hot Chick Magnet

"One Hot Chick"

$3.25
Hokey Magnet
Hokey Magnet

"What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it is all about?"

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Handbasket Magnet
Handbasket Magnet

 "Where are we going and why are we in this Handbasket?"

$3.25
Greens Magnet
Greens Magnet

 "I live on GREENS."

$3.25
Flypaper Magnet
Flypaper Magnet

 "What am I? Flypaper for freaks?"

$3.25
Flying Monkeys Magnet
Flying Monkeys Magnet

 "Don't make me get my flying monkeys!"

$3.25
Favorite Magnet
Favorite Magnet

"Jesus Loves you...but I'm His Favorite."

$3.25
Fairy Godmother Magnet
Fairy Godmother Magnet

"I want my fairy godmother!"

$3.25
Drink Magnet
Drink Magnet

"I don't drink anymore. (I also don't drink any less!)"

$3.25
Chill Magnet
Chill Magnet

 "License to Chill"

$3.25
Boss Magnet
Boss Magnet

 "You're not the BOSS of me."

$3.25
Alarm Magnet
Alarm Magnet

 "I tried to sleep my way to the top but my alarm kept waking me up."

$3.25
Advice Magnet
Advice Magnet

 "Take my advice... I don't use it anyway."

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