" Well, aren't you just a little ray of pitch black."
"I always mean what I say. I just don't always mean to say it out loud."
" Why I don't like some people: 1% actual logical reason 99% I just don't"
" My Guardian Angel drinks."
" I'm into fitness...
fitness entire pizza in my mouth."
" If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore."
" At the coffee shop today, a guy sat with no smartphone. No tablet. No computer. He just sat, drinking his coffee. Like a psychopath."
I can't adult today. Please don't make me adult.
I don't have the blood alcohol level to deal with this right now.
Neoprene coaster for all occasions.
White top- black base
You said I could dance, I've seen the video. We need to talk